Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Highway improvement

Title: The Highway Cleanup Act Bill

How it began: Fixing the highways across the nation to improve travel throughout the states, increase vacation and tourist industries, help cars maintain their lifespan and re-stimulate the economies in smaller tourist towns.

SENATE REFORMS BILL!!!!

Now what it says: Every American citizen is required to own the movie Road Warrior. And Joe Lieberman gets $10,000.

What it should be called now: Mel Gibson and Joe Lieberman rule bill.

SENATE REFORM SUCCESS!!!!

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