Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Breaking up the monopoly

Title: The telecommunications break-up bill

How it began: Taking away all telecommunication power from super-company AT&T to help ensure a free market and spur capitalistic competition.

SENATE REFORMS BILL!!!!

Now what it says: All Senators receive a free iPhone and get to meet Steve Jobs face to face.

What it should be called now: iBill.

SENATE REFORM SUCCESS!!!!

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